| anti-social psychopath i had been growing my hair and beard out grizzly adams-style for 6 months but my wife hated it because she said she couldn't see my face at all. she said i looked like some kind of anti-social psychopath. these two reasons are precisely why i like my hair and beard long in the first place. my wife eventually bitched and complained enough that i finally consented to cleaning myself up. so i shaved my beard off and went to the barber shop. when i got home my wife was so excited at seeing my face again that she grabbed me and threw me on the couch. she ripped off my shorts and we made love right there, in front of the dog and everything. it was then that i realized looking like an anti-social psychopath can sometimes have its negative points. |